Even when spreading disease, China still manages to outshine the rest of the world. Photo by Macau Photo Agency / Unsplash We’ve said it before, and we’ll proudly say it again: China Number One!

If there were ever any doubt if China were the best, this should remove any such concerns one might have. Now, go out there and support your local Communist Party – do your part and bring down the heathens that stands in our supreme leader’s way.