Apr. 26, 2022

Elon's Musk Envelops Social Media Platform Twitter

What in the hell is this guy thinking? Seriously, $44 Billion for the Internet’s sewage pipes? Who in their right mind would ever pay that much for– Oh, right, Elon Musk, apparently. Still, seeing the raging morons of Twitter be crapping themselves in pure terror is priceless entertainment of the highest order. For those who currently feels that the platform’s current state of things are bad, and would like for the “free speech”-aspect to improve, I wouldn’t be counting on the situation changing for the better any time soon, however, and anyone who does will no doubt end up disappointed.

Dec. 9, 2021

Top Worst Anime of All Time

Here at Arse Monster we’ve many a time showcased our favorites in anime, along with a selection of the weirder ones. However, after seeing the massive success of posts prior where the main topic is to take a dump on random anime, the idea of a post featuring the universally beloved “Top N”-list came to mind. So yeah, today we’re diving into the murkier seas of anime and taking a look at what the sewage drains of Japanimation has to offer.

Aug. 29, 2021

Saints Row (5)

For a game series that’s built its reputation on wacky and over-the-top characters and story, the latest iteration’s trailers sure has managed to receive an amazing “meh” reaction from the masses. The game’s first official announcement trailer showcased a wide range of bland and unremarkable characters, all of which seem to serve the singular purpose of checking quota-based checkboxes; and the second trailer being more of a developer commentary than any sort of worthwhile gameplay.

Apr. 14, 2021

Twitch Is a 100% Serious Streaming Site, and Not at All Questionable

Titty streamers and cam whores, what’s the difference? The latter works by masturbating on streams at Pornhub; the former never takes their clothes off, avoid paying their taxes, and streams at Twitch while attracting desperate males. Progressive streaming site Twitch is truly a wondrous place on the internet. Nowhere else can you find a “family friendly” site with as much questionable content that’s readily being monetized, and even officially promoted, as you can on Twitch.

Jan. 9, 2021

Social Outrage: Kaifuku Jutsushi no Yarinaoshi

Update: Check out the review, too. The anime of the year hasn’t even begun airing yet, and the snowflakes are already screeching about it. You just have to love it. Much like the Rising of The Shield Hero and Goblin Slayer anime (yet another two amazingly wonderful anime), the perpetually offended are seething on social media and complaining in their usual rat nests about the upcoming AOTS – Redo of Healer.

Jan. 6, 2021

Freedom, Rights & More

The right to bear arms is something many Americans take for granted – see it as a right, not a privilege – and that’s completely right. It’s every American’s right to protect themselves, the constitution, second amendment, clearly states that it’s a right, no matter how much the politicians and snowflakes might oppose that. Many are passionate about weapons and their right to bear them, many equally ready to stand up and protect that right, but what about their right to their own bodies?

Dec. 1, 2020

The TNTKYS Challenge

The new month is upon us, and so shall the kids’ all-time favourite challenge be renewed once more – the TNTKYS-challenge, also known as the Try Not To Kill Yourself-challenge. For us here at Arse Monster, although there were some bumps along the way, the previous months went by with relative ease. However, one must never let overconfidence take over and forget that the challenge is a mighty foe to be reckon with.

Aug. 7, 2020

The New Corona

You might have heard about the dreadful COVID-19 making its rounds, but have you heard about Vtubers – the new COVID-19 on steroids? Well, we here at Arse Monster welcome our new pandemic friend with open arms. If you haven’t already, you too should submit to the Vtuber-sickness. Source for header picture: [](